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lanalucyHmm. There are are thoughts that could be construed as referencing anal sex.
You’re fine with the dead guys. It’s the living ones you can’t deal with.
Lee’s words ring in her ears as she strides furiously down the corridor. She stops and sways sadly for a moment, looks over her shoulder at the hatch that is not quite out of sight, thinks about that kiss and ‘I love you’ on the Astral Queen and marches back determinedly. She snatches open the hatch and confronts Lee.
“You know what? Fine. You want this?” She strips her bra over her head and corners him against the bunk. “How about a little wager? We’ll take what we can get. And I’ll bet you that I’ll find a way back to Caprica. If Sam’s dead, you’re out nothing but a good time with me, now and whenever you want. If he’s alive and I bring him back...you have to frak him, too. Us. Together. I get both of you.”
Lee’s mind whirls. Starbuck rarely loses a bet, but this seems like a sure thing. How could the guy possibly still be alive now, much less at some nebulous time in the future when she finally convinces someone to let her go back to Caprica? “Done. Shake on it?” He holds out his hand in front of her naked breasts oh, gods.
Kara’s laugh has an edge of mania in it. “Oh, we’ll seal the deal, Lee, but it’s not your hand I’ll be shaking. You’ve got better things to do with it, anyway.”
***
Months later, Lee walks into the bunkroom and Kara bounces over and hugs him. He wraps his arms around her and takes a moment to enjoy the feel of her. She breathes in his ear, “He looks pretty alive to me, Lee.” Louder, she asks, “You wanna meet my man?”
“Your man?”
“Mmm-hmm. My personal property.” She stands next to Lee as they both look across the room at Sam Anders. He doesn’t know what Kara’s thinking but all Lee can think is Frak. Oh, bad choice of words, Lee. He walks over and offers his hand to Anders, exchanges a few words of greeting, then watches Kara make out with her new ‘personal property’ for a few seconds. He decides to make his escape while she’s distracted.
Luck is with him for days; Kara stays busy frakking her new man whenever she’s not on duty, but the new wears off sooner than Lee likes. He’s not prepared when Kara hunts him down. “You gonna make good on that bet?”
He cringes inside, and tries to back out. “Kara, we were both drunk. It was months ago. A week later I’d forgotten all about it.” He doesn’t tell her the real truth - he’s never done that and honestly, Anders’ size is a little intimidating if he lets himself think about it.
“You remembered enough to be frakkin’ me all this time, Lee. It’s time to pay up. No excuses.”
Lee wakes up the next morning, uncomfortably tangled between Anders and Kara, sore in places he hasn’t exercised that vigorously in a while. Kara startles him when she reaches around and runs a finger down Anders’ face. “How do you like your new man, Lee?”
“Huhwhahuh?” is his very elegant response. “My new man?”
“Mmmmm.” She rubs herself against his back. “Did you forget that part, too, Lee? I said I get both of you. You’re both mine now, and we’re both yours. So?”
He opens his mouth but Anders I guess I should start calling him Sam now chooses that moment to wrap a hand around Lee’s morning wood and take his mouth in a thorough kiss.
Kara chuckles behind him. “Good answer. Gods, that’s hot.”
You’re fine with the dead guys. It’s the living ones you can’t deal with.
Lee’s words ring in her ears as she strides furiously down the corridor. She stops and sways sadly for a moment, looks over her shoulder at the hatch that is not quite out of sight, thinks about that kiss and ‘I love you’ on the Astral Queen and marches back determinedly. She snatches open the hatch and confronts Lee.
“You know what? Fine. You want this?” She strips her bra over her head and corners him against the bunk. “How about a little wager? We’ll take what we can get. And I’ll bet you that I’ll find a way back to Caprica. If Sam’s dead, you’re out nothing but a good time with me, now and whenever you want. If he’s alive and I bring him back...you have to frak him, too. Us. Together. I get both of you.”
Lee’s mind whirls. Starbuck rarely loses a bet, but this seems like a sure thing. How could the guy possibly still be alive now, much less at some nebulous time in the future when she finally convinces someone to let her go back to Caprica? “Done. Shake on it?” He holds out his hand in front of her naked breasts oh, gods.
Kara’s laugh has an edge of mania in it. “Oh, we’ll seal the deal, Lee, but it’s not your hand I’ll be shaking. You’ve got better things to do with it, anyway.”
***
Months later, Lee walks into the bunkroom and Kara bounces over and hugs him. He wraps his arms around her and takes a moment to enjoy the feel of her. She breathes in his ear, “He looks pretty alive to me, Lee.” Louder, she asks, “You wanna meet my man?”
“Your man?”
“Mmm-hmm. My personal property.” She stands next to Lee as they both look across the room at Sam Anders. He doesn’t know what Kara’s thinking but all Lee can think is Frak. Oh, bad choice of words, Lee. He walks over and offers his hand to Anders, exchanges a few words of greeting, then watches Kara make out with her new ‘personal property’ for a few seconds. He decides to make his escape while she’s distracted.
Luck is with him for days; Kara stays busy frakking her new man whenever she’s not on duty, but the new wears off sooner than Lee likes. He’s not prepared when Kara hunts him down. “You gonna make good on that bet?”
He cringes inside, and tries to back out. “Kara, we were both drunk. It was months ago. A week later I’d forgotten all about it.” He doesn’t tell her the real truth - he’s never done that and honestly, Anders’ size is a little intimidating if he lets himself think about it.
“You remembered enough to be frakkin’ me all this time, Lee. It’s time to pay up. No excuses.”
Lee wakes up the next morning, uncomfortably tangled between Anders and Kara, sore in places he hasn’t exercised that vigorously in a while. Kara startles him when she reaches around and runs a finger down Anders’ face. “How do you like your new man, Lee?”
“Huhwhahuh?” is his very elegant response. “My new man?”
“Mmmmm.” She rubs herself against his back. “Did you forget that part, too, Lee? I said I get both of you. You’re both mine now, and we’re both yours. So?”
He opens his mouth but Anders I guess I should start calling him Sam now chooses that moment to wrap a hand around Lee’s morning wood and take his mouth in a thorough kiss.
Kara chuckles behind him. “Good answer. Gods, that’s hot.”
