random TV musings from the shallow end
Nov. 12th, 2004 10:57 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
lanalucyNote to Sawyer: I know you're all hot in a very bad boy kinda way, and I like that in you. It's a lovely contrast to Jack's goody-two-shoes hotness and Sayid's exotic hotness. However, it is not necessary for me to see your tongue all over the place to get that you're -really- kissing Kate and -really- enjoying it. Please keep this in mind during future blackmailing activities. Thanks very much.
Note to President Benedict: Who knew that you're pissiness over Bobby 'letting' you win would have such enormous repercussions on the fate of the world 40 years from now? Plus, you are like a fine wine. You just get better with age. {pants}
Note to Logan: Rory needs a rebound guy in the worst way, and you're it. You don't need to stick around for the long term, though the eye candy factor is a plus and you could teach her a thing or two about working around the rich kid system. But please, when you get Rory in the sack, be waaaay better than Dean, so that she can look back on him with amusement and move on to bigger and better things.
Note to Tom: Grace obviously does not take a hint, as your stalking her around her office would attest. Just corner her and get on with it. Oh, I see you've done that finally. You rattled her. You go, boy! Let her get laid and come down off that pedestal she's put herself on and be human like the rest of us. And if you happen to do this onscreen, more's the better. Shirtless Tom, good.
Note to Grissom: You look more than acceptable in a tux, Gil. Catherine looks natural hanging around your neck tying your tie, but where's Sara? And what's with letting daygirl get inside your skin, huh? She's just another pretty face.
Note to Martin: Samantha's going to need some heavy-duty comfort sex. Please get on with it, preferably onscreen. At least let's have some good kissing, sans excessive use of tongue appearance. (see note to Sawyer)
Note to Missy: You do not rock. Just go away. Jack doesn't necessarily need to get all over Courtney, since someday she's going to marry his brother, but you are not the girl for him and you annoy me. Plus, if you go away, so will your father, because he annoys me more.
Busy amusing myself, if no one else.
Note to President Benedict: Who knew that you're pissiness over Bobby 'letting' you win would have such enormous repercussions on the fate of the world 40 years from now? Plus, you are like a fine wine. You just get better with age. {pants}
Note to Logan: Rory needs a rebound guy in the worst way, and you're it. You don't need to stick around for the long term, though the eye candy factor is a plus and you could teach her a thing or two about working around the rich kid system. But please, when you get Rory in the sack, be waaaay better than Dean, so that she can look back on him with amusement and move on to bigger and better things.
Note to Tom: Grace obviously does not take a hint, as your stalking her around her office would attest. Just corner her and get on with it. Oh, I see you've done that finally. You rattled her. You go, boy! Let her get laid and come down off that pedestal she's put herself on and be human like the rest of us. And if you happen to do this onscreen, more's the better. Shirtless Tom, good.
Note to Grissom: You look more than acceptable in a tux, Gil. Catherine looks natural hanging around your neck tying your tie, but where's Sara? And what's with letting daygirl get inside your skin, huh? She's just another pretty face.
Note to Martin: Samantha's going to need some heavy-duty comfort sex. Please get on with it, preferably onscreen. At least let's have some good kissing, sans excessive use of tongue appearance. (see note to Sawyer)
Note to Missy: You do not rock. Just go away. Jack doesn't necessarily need to get all over Courtney, since someday she's going to marry his brother, but you are not the girl for him and you annoy me. Plus, if you go away, so will your father, because he annoys me more.
Busy amusing myself, if no one else.
