I have the worst luck with jeans

[lanalucy]

I'm rearranging my mass, slowly but surely, and one of the side
effects is that my (three whole pair of) jeans fit differently. Plus,
they all have holes in them somewhere. So, I took the two hour window
of opportunity while Kid was at a dance and hied myself to Wally
World. I ended up only buying two new pair, but got a great deal on
one, because it was untagged. Damn if I didn't wash and dry them, put
a pair on the next morning, only to find that the belt-loop was torn,
and one pair of my new jeans already has a hole in it. At least it's
up where no one can see my crazy colored underwear. :) So, of my
five pair of plain-old jeans, four pair have holes in them somewhere.
I also have two pair of fancy (as in fancy-colored) jeans, that I am
beginning to be able to wear that, thankfully, have no holes except
where they're supposed to.