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The depths to which this movie sucked render me speechless. Almost.
You get one very brief shot of Colin Farrel's ass. It is not worth $8.
You get an extended shot of Angelina Jolie's flailing arms and legs. She screams very impressively, several times. You get one closed-mouth kiss between mother and son. You get at least two supposed-to-be passionate kisses between men, one of them being Alexander and some other really pretty guy and one between Alexander and one of his really pretty soldier boys. You get shots of a naked woman while Alexander unconsciously reenacts with his wife the scene from earlier in the movie wherein you get to see AJ flail and scream while not naked. Lots of CF and his wild eyes.
I will provide no further review of this movie because my time is worth more than that.
As always, YMMV.
Tonight's TV should more than make up for it, I hope.
You get one very brief shot of Colin Farrel's ass. It is not worth $8.
You get an extended shot of Angelina Jolie's flailing arms and legs. She screams very impressively, several times. You get one closed-mouth kiss between mother and son. You get at least two supposed-to-be passionate kisses between men, one of them being Alexander and some other really pretty guy and one between Alexander and one of his really pretty soldier boys. You get shots of a naked woman while Alexander unconsciously reenacts with his wife the scene from earlier in the movie wherein you get to see AJ flail and scream while not naked. Lots of CF and his wild eyes.
I will provide no further review of this movie because my time is worth more than that.
As always, YMMV.
Tonight's TV should more than make up for it, I hope.
