Punch Drunk Love

That was some fucked up shit. It was hideous.

Please, don't even waste a coupon on this one.

found a roommate and link rec

I was browsing MySpace, my high school's page, and saw this ad for a roommate:

ya ok im lookin for a room mate but im pretty strick on wat i will let move in with me ok this is wat ur goin to need
1.blond hair
2.nice body
3.lots of hott friend
4.lots of money prolly wouldnt hurt
5.i wouldnt mind if u were bi
6.and if u play ur cards right u wont have to pay rent

hit me back
566-8456

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All I can say is, hold me back. I mean, frak, I've been looking for an illiterate high school graduate to see me as a sex object and give me permission to beat on him.

Also, a friend and client started a blog. If you have children or grandchildren, you might like getting in on the beginning. Her first entry is very touching {at least to me, the perennial sap}.

See http://www.grandmagadget.com

Thoughts on my rewatching of the entirety of Roswell in a separate post.

Hey, I resemble that remark! roflmao

In case you missed it on 60 minutes. This is for all girls around 40. AND for guys who are scared of girls over 40!!!!. This was written by Andy Rooney from CBS 60 Minutes.

Andy Rooney says:
As I grow in age, I value women who are over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why........

A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask,"What are you thinking?" because she doesn't care what you think.

If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And, it's usually something more interesting.

Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated.

Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.

Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.

Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk or if you are acting like one! You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.

Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman of 40+, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22 year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize.

For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you: Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig, just to get a little sausage.

That must be a hell of an ROTC office.

The investigation reveals that a similar bombing occurred exactly 35 years ago at an ROTC office that killed two people.

It has been six months...

It's hard to believe it hasn't been quite a year since Miranda had her first seizure and was diagnosed. It's been six months yesterday since Miranda died. I still think of her every day, miss her presence in my life. There are songs that came out about that time or since, and I can finally sing them without losing my voice to tears, but her absence is still an ache in the center of me. I can't even imagine how her mother feels, but I know that without her, my world is not quite as wonderful as it was before.

Her mom has stayed involved with our Girl Scout stuff, but very much on the periphery, so it's just been me and Kid doing GS stuff, selling cookies, pretending to have meetings...I think unless we can get some more girls and have a troop again next year, this'll be it for us. I'll have to get my GS cookies second-hand and won't that suck.