Random Texts From Last Night

[lanalucy]

:singsong:   Awkward....

did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom

Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.